sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
