Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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