thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just high enough for therapy.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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