I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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