In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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