Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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