i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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