I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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