i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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