As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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