Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
My dick has a subreddit
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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