sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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