M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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