I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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