My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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