im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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