you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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