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whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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