: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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