Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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