is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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