she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
i think im in europe. pls send help
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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