nut hugger
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
you had me at cake vodka
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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