Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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