dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
He has the fingertips of a God
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