Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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