Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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