It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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