i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
