He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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