Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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