Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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