it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
