I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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