I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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