I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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