His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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