Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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