it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
