Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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