Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
