Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
