Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Randomize
