The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
