is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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