no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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