so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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