Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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