Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
