CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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