I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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