This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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